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Sunday, January 18, 2015

Might as Well Add a Knife to the Handle



i've expressed my hatred for portmanteaux in the past. sporks are physical portmanteaux. it's so fitting because the way a spork makes you feel is also my reaction to this literary device. you just want to sip your soup and you get stabbed in the tongue. or you want to pick up your chicken but you can't stab it deep enough to stop it from falling off before making it to your mouth. it's just all around annoying and uncomfortable. uncomfortnnoying.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

you should shove a spork up your menstruating vagina until you rip your uterus out so you can never reproduce

Anonymous said...

strange that so far all we have seen of you in "L.A."-(wink)on your Instagram pics are extreme close ups of you in a car,which we thought you were carless in L.A. and a skating rink that looks like the one in Pittsburgh you have been to many times and gay friends on Twitter claiming that you were with them at a wetback wrestling match yesterday but no Snapchats,no Vines,no pics of you with no visable landmark in the background.Youre not there in L.A. HAHA what a liar.That Vine video for all we know could of been filmed back when you were out there in August,September or October.All I have to say is this is weird.I think you had to move out of your apartment and now your living at home with your parents.

Anonymous said...

yeah i am starting to think she got fired from the Ice Crew and because her app bombed (100 downloads lol) she had to move back home.

Anonymous said...

YOU FIRST, ANONYMOUS! LEAVE ALI ALONE YOU FUCKING LOSER!!!

Anonymous said...

ME FIRST,ANONYMOUS!LEAVE ANONYMOUS ALONE YOU FUCKING LOSER

Anonymous said...

YOU'RE THE LOSER MOTHERFUCKER! BURN IN FUCKING HELL ANONYMOUS ASSHOLE!

Anonymous said...



YOU'RE THE ANONYMOUS LOSER ANONYMOUS MOTHERFUCKER! BURN IN ANONYMOUS FUCKING HELL ANONYMOUS ASSHOLE ANONYMOUS!!! I AM IN HELL AND YOU CAN JOIN ME LITTLE ANONYMOUS FUCKER!!!

Anonymous said...

this is fun:)

Anonymous said...

I'VE GOT YOUR LITTLE ANONYMOUS FUCKER HANGING BETWEEN MY LEGS!!!! WHY DON'T YOU REVEAL YOURSELF SO YOU CAN COME TO MY HOUSE AND SUCKI IT LIKE ITS YOUR MOMMA'S TITTY YOU FAGGOT!!

Anonymous said...

YOU FUCKER ANONYMOUS FUCKER YOU BAD WORD SAYING MAN I COME YOU HOUSE SUCK SUCK LIKE CHINAMAN FOR GOODNESS SAKE LIKE A CHINNY CHIN CHIN ON HO CHI MIN I REVEAL PLENTY GOOD TIMES SAILOR BOY!YOU CUM NOW!!!......dude your penis is more likely inverted and about an inch long just like your transgender mom....please queerbot,lol

Anonymous said...

WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY, ADDRESS TO THE WORLD SO I CAN TRACK YOU DOWN AND FUCK YOUR BRAINS DEAD WITH MY FUCKING FISTS!!!

Anonymous said...

YOU CAN REVEAL YOUR LITTLE BOY COCK TO: RIGHTHANDSHEEP@HOTMAIL.COM PLEASE EMAIL A PIC OF YOU,YOUR PENIS & YOUR ADDRESS.I WILL DO THE SAME .

Anonymous said...

ANONYMOUS....WHY DONT YOU REVEAL YOUR MOM FAT WHITE TRASH TURD BURGLAR?..I LIKE TO SEE DIRTY WHITE PEOPLE AND GET A LAUGH!