Music Store Free Paintings Portfolio

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Cyndi Lauper Is an Aggressive Editor

these were actually the original lyrics but it just didn't seem to fit the song as well.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Undeniable Evidence

for this one, i had to find a cool cursive typeface online, type out the statement and then reproduce it. initially i sketched it out in my own handwriting and it looked horrid. i actually feel like most of my artist friends have terrible handwriting. i'm going to pretend bad handwriting means you're creative... and smart... and a 10/10 on the hotness scale.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

This Art Is Going Straight to My Hips

this makes me crave a donut and takes away my guilt about it at the same time. can't tell if this art is evil or beautiful.

Monday, August 18, 2014

That Would Be Some Very Effective Art

today starts a series of six feminist paintings. i hope by the time i'm finished with them, women have equal political, economic, cultural, and social rights.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Burdened by Brains

i'm traveling starting tomorrow through all next week! i'm performing at DEFCON and then visiting LA after that so i won't be posting. but i've got a really cool series request so you can look forward to six paintings that go together in a couple weeks.

owls always look angry. i've never seen a happy owl. i'm assuming this is because they're wise. ignorance is bliss.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Sunday, August 3, 2014

I Spend More Time with This Guy Than Any Human

there's a special place in my heart for outlets. there's one in my house that's weirdly high up from the ground. and he was behind me in my first video that got popular. and now he's my costar for a lot of videos and photos. and someone started tweeting as him. and now he's more popular than me.