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Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy Old Year!

on the hind side of the moon is 2012. mr. cow is leaping happily into the new year.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Next One Will Be a Triple

i've painted more double hawks than i've painted regular hawks. single hawks. i'm going to start referring to hawks as single hawks.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

Synth Strike

his attack move is melting faces with a sweet solo.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

More Like Unappetizers

when zoidberg is coming to your party and says he's bringing his chum, you don't know if it's a plus one or some appetizers.

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

I Can't Believe I Remembered to Post on Boxing Day

i forgot to post again! i got distracted because i think was doing something yesterday. december 25th always seems to be a busy day for me for some reason.

what an impressive trick. this badger can stand on his hind legs.

this request was for a self portrait. i rearranged a few paintings so this one would show up yesterday. well i forgot to post but i'm still going make some reference to this painting coming into the world on the same day Jesus did.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Tree and Dino and Fire and Clock

sorry i forgot to post. here's yesterday's along with today's! also, merry christmas eve! if you're into that type of thing.

he's trying to keep his lovely yellow complexion by staying in the shade.

even when time is burning, it's still happy.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Full of Beer Cans

i was asked for my interpretation or what a trashformer would look like. now looking at the finished product, he seems like he'd be noisy. so, he's loud AND holds refuse. this robot would be great at parties.

Friday, December 21, 2012


this is a painting of two sheep. but don't check my math or you'll get sleepy.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Preparing for the Apocalypse

well i guess this is my last painting ever. i'm going to make a list of the hundreds of people that never donated, go to all their houses, break in, punch them in the face and take back my paintings. then stop at all the houses of the people that donated, break in and give them a hug. i've got less than 24 hours to get this done. i'd better start now. thanks for the heads up, Mayans!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Painting For a Smart Person

this is a "tesseract". or if that's too hard to remember, it also goes by "8-cell" or "cubic prism" or "regular octachoron". the thing next to it is it's "Coxeter–Dynkin diagram". math's words are harder than it's numbers.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Monday, December 17, 2012

And Tighty Whities Too

he likes to wear a tennis shoe on his back right foot. you just can't see it from this angle.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Also Possibly a Hairdryer

sorry i'm posting a bit late. it's 2am and i just finished packing for a long weekend that includes two concerts. i'm performing in Dallas and then straight to NYC. if you're anywhere near those places, come party with me! i'll post again next week when i return from the traveling/music/awesomeness!

i can't tell if he's pointing a water pistol at me or the real thing.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Cram into the Shell Together

they're planning a house party at turtle's place.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

I'm a Very Big Fan

this is my last post until next week! i'm back touring again. i have a handful of shows all crammed in the next few weeks. this weekend is Baltimore!

i do believe i could create a written transcription of this show right now just by typing from memory from beginning to end.
December 24th, 9PM Easter Standard Time. From here on in I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it. Instead of my old. . .
ok, i won's subject you to that. especially because the next word is a curse word and my mom would be upset about it.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Today Happens to Be Wednesday! You Should Celebrate Appropriately

i got called shrimp a lot in elementary school. i was very short compared to everyone else. my classmates even celebrated "Ali Day" once a week. on wednesdays we'd have art class which meant walking to the art room. everyone would walk with their knees bent in a slight squat so they were my height. i assume they did this because i was the super talented artist and they were paying homage to me before art class.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Monday, December 3, 2012

Warning: Weird

The Huffington Post asked me to record their theme song for the Weird News section! i also made a video for them using about 160 photos from their weirdest articles. get ready for a whole lot of weird crammed into one minute.

A Jager Bomb Is Actually Even Worse

if we're talking calories to drunk, this guy is pretty freakin' inefficient.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

And Glow in the Dark

this time i painted a neon pink sunflower but the requester asked for it in black and white so you can't tell.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

But Still 100% Pretty Cool

i made him significantly less "uncomfortable" than the one in the video.