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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

This Story Assumes Sea Monkeys Have Ears



timmy was a freak from birth. a rare defect gave him unwebbed hands and he was bullied for it throughout grade school. then he picked up a banjo. (yes, sea monkeys had invented banjos but no one knew what to do with them because of their webbed hands.) now timmy is a rockstar and other sea monkeys are getting cosmetic de-webbing surgeries to be like him.

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