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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

False Advertising

wikipedia says: "A jiffy is defined as the time taken for light to travel some specified distance. In astrophysics and quantum physics a jiffy is the time it takes for light to travel one fermi, which is the size of a nucleon. One fermi is 10−15 m, so a jiffy is about 3 × 10−24 seconds." i've never made any jiffy pop but i assume it's blindingly fast to do. or someone needs to write ConAgra Foods a strongly worded letter.

1 comment:

thomas said...

I hate this stuff because, like microwave popcorn, you can't get it unflavored. I don't want salt or butter or anything. I just want corn that exploded.

But i kinda like the painting request, though. My favorites are the abstracts and the ones that aren't weird for weird's sake, but just some random thing only they know why they want. Who even thinks of stove top popcorn outside the situation in which they're having it? So much so that they want it immortalized in paint?