Music Store Free Paintings Portfolio

Monday, September 23, 2013

Your Purse Had Better Be a Prickerproof Insulated Cooler

this request is from a woman who occasionally gets into a state where she seems awake but is actually dreaming. during that state she talks to people. this painting is about the following thing she said while in this state.
You can't shoplift an elephant. It won't fit in your purse. You can, however, shoplift a penguin or a hedgehog or possibly both, depending on how big the penguin is and how big your purse is.
she may be dreamtalking but she speaks the truth.

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