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Saturday, May 28, 2011

I Can't Believe You're Just Walking Around with That Out for Everyone to See

i imagine the size of a unicorn's horn is a measure of his abilities, attractiveness and overall worth. that's a lot of pressure to just have it out there on your head like that. observers don't have to make an educated guess about a unicorn's value based on the size of his hooves. human males should feel lucky.

1 comment:

thomas said...

I bet insecure unicorns would wear falsie horns.