Poorly Named

ron weasley has no weasel qualities. just like Jackson Brown is a white dude, anyone named Smith probably doesn't have a career in metal working, Gerard Butler certainly isn't a manservant for anyone, Elijah Wood is a carbon based life form and Lyndon B. Johnson wasn't a d***.

This Day and Painting Are High Quality

i should have posted this one on palm sunday because it's a palm tree. i guess it's ok that i posted it on good friday because it's good.

Alienating a Huge Market

this is some star wars thing or something.

. . . nerds hate me right now.

no.

Words and a Monkey

the room owner has a name this time. wouldn't it be crazy if the original one went to someone named niko, too? ok, not crazy. . . weird? ok, not weird. . . a mildly interesting coincidence.

JK!!! GOT YOU!

APRIL FOOLS!! as if you thought my post yesterday claiming to be ceasing my free paintings project was for real. (i'm sure the use of capitalization to clued you in that something was up haha) yeah, i'm still painting, people. here are two to make up for my prank yesterday.



a guy got a bunnybee for his girlfriend about half a year ago. the girlfriend then commissioned this wormbean painting for him in return. this relationship is more sickeningly cute than my paintings.




this requester asked me to replicate a past painting exactly. before i realized i could at least change the background, it was really dragon me down. hah!

It's Over

After 5 years of "Ali's Art Adventures" and 1,724 free paintings, I'm calling it quits. It's been a mediocre ride. Farewell, strangers who only want to take.