Still Laughing Hysterically as I Write This

this is for my good friend, Stevie. when she gets coffee and the barista asks what her name is, she always says "Bob" because it's a shortened version of her last name and it's basically impossible for someone to screw that up. BASICALLY impossible. one time, a barista wrote "Pab" instead. we have not stopped hysterically laughing about it since. like, it's inappropriate how funny we think it is. we call each other Pab. we tell other people they're "being a Pab" when they're being unfun. we joke that we have a band called The Pabs. Stevie now intentionally tells baristas to write Pab. and every time it just gets funnier. i don't claim to understand why. but i do love it.