Roadkill

i painted stripes on them because the request was for tabby cats. don't read any further if you don't want me to completely ruin this painting for you.

after looking at this for a while, i see tire marks.

Squirrel Is Junkie. Frog Is Dope.

at first glance you may think this is a picture of a squirrel hugging a frog. it is actually a picture of a squirrel-frog battle where the squirrel is trying to get high and the frog is trying to not get licked.

Superhuman Underwater Breathing

add snorkel to the list of things i'm wearing with a Camlebak, roller skates and diaper.

They Did His Horns, Too

this guy just got one fancy mani-pedi.

Social Networking Birds

owls refuse to use twitter. they don't tweet. they say, "who."

None Dopier

i don't know how this guy turned out so dopey looking. he's the epitome of dopey. i wish i could take credit for that but it just happened.

I Sure Hope This Post Reaches the Right Person

i got a request to paint this referee logo dude [shown below] and when i emailed the person back to say her painting was done, the email address no longer existed. now i have a painting of some logo with an origin that will always be a mystery. always.

enter reverse image search! welcome to the future. it's awesome here. i just uploaded the image and technology gave me answers. i found out this an old logo for something called Comedy Sportz. so thanks to internet innovation, i can make this offer:

anyone involved in Comedy Sports, please get in touch with me. i have a painting i'd like to give you for free.

ahhh, that was great. or was it? ok maybe the future isn't that awesome. nope. still awesome.