What a Weird Series

tomorrow's painting will be AverageIdleHESITATE! followed by InferiorRestingSTOP!

His Email Had Lots of Spelling and Grammatical Errors

bizarro is a mirror image and antagonist to superman. he was cloned from superman but because superman isn't human, the clone turned out..."special". well this special little guy found my website and requested a free painting portrait of himself. he asked me to put him in a spiderman t-shirt. i guess because he's a comic book fan.

I Hope October Isn't Too Cold This Year

i like his outfit. maybe i'll dress up as a snowman for halloween this year. i wonder if people will know what i am when i wear nothing but a top hat and scarf to parties.

I'm a Pro at Interpreting Bear-Duck Body Language

the bear is the dominant one in this relationship because his hand is on top. also because he has fangs.

Maybe Throw in a Little Fire Breathing, Too

a guy wanted me to paint him as a pegasus. it wasn't until the painting was done and i had to create a filename for the photo that i realized this wasn't just a pegasus. this is a half pegasus, half human which makes it a pegasus centaur. he should have asked for a horn on his head to add in unicorn and create a trifecta of crazyawesome.

Just Out of the Humidor

he's sniffing it like a fine cigar.

Seated Hygiene

this painting is inaccurate because pandas like to brush their teeth sitting down.