Finger Motions Are Precious

Remember when I told you to click on the painting to see the photograph I painted from? Well I'm feeling less lazy today so here you go. No need to waste your time on a whole click. Though you still should because there's another hilarious caption on the next page. And also click subscribe on all platforms and donate and watch every one of my YouTube videos. Anyway, here's a dog in a hat.

Fix a Mirror

What happens when a white cat crosses your path? That should be good luck, right?

Photo to Painting to Photo of Painting

Sorry, my Saturday got a bit too Funday so I forgot to post.



Both of these paintings are based on photographs. Seeing the pictures I painted from would really add to a viewer's appreciation of them, I think. But I'm too lazy to put them here so click on the paintings to see please and thanks.




Did you click through on the first one? Did it increase your enjoyment of the painting? Or am I wrong? Does anything matter? Should we all just nap with a beer?

I May Be Too Easily Baffled

The word "Basset" is blowing my mind right now. It contains the words bass, a, as, ass, asset and set. One word has six other words inside it. WHAT.

His Primary Function Is Being Blue

If robots having emotions becomes a thing, the first one that can feel sad should have this guy's coloring and name. (Which is Bluebot.)

Step Away from the Burger

The guy in charge of policing vegans sticking to their commitment.

Objectifying Art

Objects are generally my thing. You'll understand that from a quick scroll through my gallery. Environments don't lend themselves well to my style. This request was for "a painting that somehow incorporated woods and possibly a beach". So I basically turned the ocean and land into objects and then distilled the woods down to one object. Maybe the sky is an object, too.