Hi! I missed posting the last two days. I'm suuuuuure you noticed. Anyway, it was because I've been working on the thing below! My first episode got a pretty darn good response so I made number two!
I guess I'm still going. So far. We shall see. [DEVIL EMOJI]
Friday, October 9, 2015
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Look at That Smug Smile. He Knows.
We get it, corgi. You are smaller and cuter than me. You're the same kind of threatening as a baby. Only worse because now you are clearly also more talented.
Monday, October 5, 2015
The Second Version Will Look Quite Different
I don't know what I'm going to do when I get a request for "Sting covering a Ray Charles song while dressed as a crab" because I already used the filename "stingraycrab.jpg" for this painting.
Sunday, October 4, 2015
People Are Original
It is ridiculously common for people to say, when they hear I'm an artist, "Oh really? I can't even draw a stick figure." Like, those exact words. I hear that all the time. I don't know what it is but people love telling artists that they can't draw stick figures. Despite the fact that I've heard it a very large number of times and am confident that I will continue to hear it from this moment on, I have yet to come up with something to say back. Ok, here are some options:
1) Neither can I.
2) Yeah, you have to pass that test at the end of art school.
3) I try to avoid body shaming my figures.
4) Picasso made a career on that.
5) I can't even... accounting?... I don't know. What do you do for a living?
6) Prove it.
Saturday, October 3, 2015
Not Practical for Hiking Until You're Stuck In a Valley
If you had a pair of ruby slippers that could get you home from anywhere, would it be worth it to have that power any time? I mean, considering the fact that you'd have to look like a dope always wearing ruby slippers.
Friday, October 2, 2015
Technology Trouble
Usually my head is exploding in front of a computer and not the other way around.
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