This Art Is Going Straight to My Hips

this makes me crave a donut and takes away my guilt about it at the same time. can't tell if this art is evil or beautiful.

That Would Be Some Very Effective Art

today starts a series of six feminist paintings. i hope by the time i'm finished with them, women have equal political, economic, cultural, and social rights.

Burdened by Brains

i'm traveling starting tomorrow through all next week! i'm performing at DEFCON and then visiting LA after that so i won't be posting. but i've got a really cool series request so you can look forward to six paintings that go together in a couple weeks.



owls always look angry. i've never seen a happy owl. i'm assuming this is because they're wise. ignorance is bliss.

Not Enough to Go Around

i wanted some hedge but he took it all.

I Spend More Time with This Guy Than Any Human

there's a special place in my heart for outlets. there's one in my house that's weirdly high up from the ground. and he was behind me in my first video that got popular. and now he's my costar for a lot of videos and photos. and someone started tweeting as him. and now he's more popular than me.

Excited Art

this painting is thrilled to exist.

It Doesn't Help that I'm Blogging from a Coffee Shop

i'm typing this with one hand because this kid is making his fingers look so delicious, i had to give mine a try.