I Wonder If Campbell's Soup Ever Commented on Andy Warhol's Blog

i got a request to paint BlankTV's logo. a year and a half later, one of their employees left a comment on my free paintings site saying:

Wow! Nice work! If this one is still available, we’d love it for the wall of the BlankTV office!
Hope all’s well!
Smitty
BlankTV

so i painted them another one just for being awesome. and for not bringing up some bs copyright issue.

The Brightest Warmest Thing Around

the requester asked for something abstract with bright, warm colors. so she gets an abstract sun. this abstract art came from a very literal interpretation.

The Only Thing Stopping This From Being the Coolest Job on the Planet Is the Fact That It's in Space

that looks SO. COOL. what are we still doing hanging out on this planet? it's not like anyone's really taking care of it and i want to feel zero gravity!

We Should Try Three Sets of Wings

two sets of wings are better than one. why do commercial jets only have one set of wings? don't the airlines care about our safety?

Go, Algae!

this is for the team known as the alabama crimson tide. crimson tide is where a bunch of algae in water on the coast makes it looks red. alabama felt the best mascot to represent that phenomenon was an elephant. ya know, the big african (or asian) land mammal. crimson tide = elephant. yep.

also, this looks like i made a joke painting that's saying "'A' is for elephant". i find this hilarious and it makes me want to do a 26-painting series of a prank alphabet. a kangaroo behind the letter B. a zebra behind the letter C. a pig behind the letter D. seriously, i find this really funny. i think because i imagine it would cause a mix of confusion and anger which is a hilarious combination.

The Birds and the Bees. . . Can Do Things We Can't

"when i grow up i want to fly, just like you, daddy."

"i've got some bad news for you, kiddo."

I Can't Believe My Original Suggestion Didn't Catch On

have you ever seen the easter bunny? no? no one has. because it's actually a platypus. . . ok it's been four years and the easter dino hasn't taken off so here's a shot at the easter platypus.