Lethal Toy

an ant's worst nightmare.

The PDA Beast

this is a two-headed, four-legged monster creature i made up. would never want to come across one of these in the wild. ick.

Duck Bandit Snatches Duck Bandit, Public Confused By Headline

this is the duck bandit. he's a duck that's a bandit. he's in danger of being kidnapped by the other duck bandit who's a bandit that steals ducks.

Rescued From The Lake By Firemen

yesterday my schedule was packed with stuff away from my apartment and therefore away from my computer so i didn't have a chance to post! sorry, here's the skipped one and today's.



the FDNY thinks this is a maltese cross. wikipedia claims they are confused and it's the cross of st. florian. dramaaaaa!




this is the before painting. the after painting is much colder and wetter.

My Patrons May Be Clef-ist

i'm an equal-opportunity painter but since i go by requests, there are other clefs that usually get overlooked.

I Want This Guy at My Parties

he was made from a recycled keg.

And You Should See His Feet

this is for a guy that drums and was diagnosed with melanoma. he was not also diagnosed with six-arm syndrome. he's just playing really quickly.

Don't Be Neartasted or Fartasted

glasses are ok for chefs. as long as their tastebuds are 20/20.

Unlucky, Garfield or White

is this a white cat with orange and black? Or an orange cat with... you get it.

Flower Boxes

happy easter! today's a holiday so it deserves at least 300% more painting. so here ya go, a four in one!

Buddies with Sea Life

he was chatting with the lobster from yesterday.

Fish Call Today The Holocaust

ok i'm finally back! no, Carnival didn't take that long. i got the flu after it and was completely knocked out. i couldn't make my body work let alone work for free so i didn't paint.



this is a very fitting painting for today. he is dressed up to go to church. then we're gonna eat him 'cause it's Good Friday.

Pantsless Pup

it's Carnival again at CMU! apparently last year i still posted (sort of) during this epic, yearly event but that's not happening this year. (nor did it happen in many years past.) i'm playing a concert this friday and i have a bunch of friends visiting for the weekend. so it's time to party instead of paint! i'll be back next week :D



here's a pug. he is a pug with no pants. he was supposed to be a pug wearing Union Jack shorts. i only realized my erroneous omission after having finished the painting. i'm going to edit him so as to keep the requester happy. i shall update this post with a picture of the final work once i have completed the edit.

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edit complete and updated as promised.

He's Mad I Pointed It Out

he hurt his noggin. probably running into stuff because he's cross eyed.

But They Don't Match Themselves

his eyes match my shoe style.

He's Seen a Lot of Takes

i'm back! sorry i was away so long! i'm quite glad to be back to my arting and mailing and posting routine. i hope you enjoy the fruits of my habit.



this is the kind of camera that i use to make my YouTube videos. i've talked to this guy a ton.